- Amy Winehouse missed her own flippin' birthday party. Apparently Wino was feeling "ugly" and didn't want to come out. We hate to say it, but Amy, you're a scabby, malnourished drug addict at the moment. Get some help, girlfriend.
- Jade Goody's cancer has reportedly spread and is at Stage 3. Her doctors say that have have caught her cervical cancer "just in the nick of time", but the odds of Goody's survival have dropped from 95% to just over 50%. Our heart goes out to Goody and her family. (And to her poor, poor boyfriend, Jack, who's in jail...)
- Sarah Palin is apparently the latest graudate from the Julia Allison School of Female Achievement. The Huffington Post says:
Forget the slow and brutal path of actual accomplishment -- instead,
do, say, and be whatever it takes to get The Men In Power to notice
you, like you, and eventually need you. Follow the script, know your
role, use sex whenever possible, and for God's sake, never make them
feel anything but omnipotent. Do enough strategic posing, shmoozing,
and ass-smooching, and you'll land yourself a spot on the short list of use-able women.
- Best Buy is going to buy Napster for a whopping $121 million in cash. Best Buy are hoping that this will help them breathe down the neck of iTunes - but we seriously doubt this is going to happen. Does anybody actually use Napster anymore? I'm sure they do if they're worth over 100 million - but seriously. Best Buy? Napster? Competition for iTunes? Hmmm...
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