President Obama really is an elitist dick.
Would you like to know what the President of the United States is doing, while the rest of you are unemployed, starving to death, or busy preparing Top Ramen for your family?
Ordering a "regular cheddar cheese burger" with - get this - "a spicy Dijon mustard" with "no ketchup" - that's what!
WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?!!!?!?
To think that this sort of thing must go on all the time in the White House is incredibly distressing. Thank god for our Journalism Ninja - otherwise known as Sean Hannity - or else Obama would be eating his cheddar cheese burgers with spicy mustard instead of ketchup all of the time! Without us even knowing about it!
Hannity points out that Obama must have "watched too much TV as a child" as clearly, those Grey Poupon mustard commercials must be to blame for his elitist eating habits. Why else would he choose to eat spicy mustard on his burger? Because he likes it? Pshaw!
But, really, Mr.President...too good for ketchup?? I'm surprised that Hannity didn't point out that this was a clear and direct snub to John Kerry and his wife Theresa Heinz..
"Man of the people" my ass.