Red Bull Energy Douche: “It Gives Your Vagina Wings!”

By Cate Sevilla

Mandy Moore is best known for her short-lived pop music career in the late ‘90s, dying in A Walk To Remember, and for doing covers of songs that probably didn’t need covering.

Yet, for some reason, we like her. She’s isn’t constantly falling out of nightclubs, she has a pretty good voice, and remember Saved!? If you didnt’ love Saved! than there's probably something wrong with you.

And now, in a sudden turn of douchey events, Mandy Moore is now the face of the latest energy and feminine hygenine product: Red Bull Energy Douche.

Mandy clearly understands that women of today are too busy to get a good nights sleep, or to waste time using just any douche. Therefore, why not use a douche that is packed with caffeine, "vinegar" and "all natural sweeteners"?

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a while. Far funnier than 50 Megs orgasming, eh?




POSTED IN: NEWS
Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:00 (GMT+00)
7 Responses
1.

Who knew??!!

leann
Wed, 19-Aug-2009 12:56 GMT
2.

In your face, Warren Ellis! HA HA HAHA!

K. A. Laity
Wed, 19-Aug-2009 13:41 GMT
3.

hahahaha. i love it.

Vanessa
Wed, 19-Aug-2009 14:30 GMT
4.

A guy who I know from improv is in that video -- Seth Morris. Random.

Kate
Wed, 19-Aug-2009 20:59 GMT
5.

Random fact:

I put "Red Bull Energy Douche: It gives your vagina wings" as my facebook status today and was later chewed out by my boss.

Her exact words were, "You need to watch your fucking language."

I had no idea "vagina" was a bad word.

Natalie
Wed, 19-Aug-2009 22:19 GMT
6.

Natalie - Also, who knew your boss could dictate what your Facebook Status was! lol

Cate
Thu, 20-Aug-2009 10:19 GMT
7.

Natalie, your boss might also need a lesson in irony...

I grew to like Mandy Moore after her turn as JD's girlfriend in Scrubs. I was prepared to roll my eyes at the laziness of casting your real-life girlfriend in your show but the klutzy character was genuinely funny.

Alex
Thu, 20-Aug-2009 11:32 GMT

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