O! Peaches Geldof. Peaches...Peaches...Peaches.
Last we heard from you, we had discovered reason 9371 why you are a knob. Now it seems that we have reasons 9372 and 9373 as you just can't seem to lay off the knobish, ridiculous behavior.
And to be honest, we might be a little disappointed if you suddenly stopped acting like a moron - but I'm sure we'd get over it pretty quickly.
Peaches, aside from being a divorceé, DJ, magazine editor and Bob Geldof's daughter, is now a lingerie model.
She's just a tour de force, that Peaches.
Peaches, who as we all know is a champion of women's rights and feels "hugely patronised by women's
magazines", believes that modeling for the lingerie line Ultimo is a big win for women with normal bodies.
As Peaches puts it:
"I'd rather
young girls were looking at a normal body like mine rather than an
anorexic model."
Yes, thank god that Peaches - she who is known for looking exactly like your average British woman - is modeling lingerie instead of some "anorexic" model. You know, because all models are anorexic. Fact.
Interestingly, it's rumored that Ultimo's Michelle Mone decided to approach Peaches to model their lingerie
after "seeing topless beach pictures of the socialite her in the News Of
the
World."
That's such a inspiring story.
While Peaches says that her daddy "hasn't seen the photos yet", she isn't, like, nervous or anything because she's "a 20-year-old woman not a 13-year-old
girl" and notes that she's "glad I can earn money like this."
And, also, just because she's earning money for posing seductively in her bra and knickers does not mean she wants a man who only likes her for her T&A. Oh no. Peaches says:
"I don't want a man who's just interested in how I look in my underwear."
Oh...you don't, Peaches?
"I want someone who likes me for my personality."
I'm sure this won't be a problem.