Johnson & Johnson: Helping Babies to "Grow the Hell Up"

Johnson & Johnson have finally come up with a baby product that will toughen up our infants and help them understand that crying never gets anybody anywhere. While the company have long promoted their "No More Tears" baby shampoo, they're now pushing a new product called "Nothing But Tears: Becaus...

BITCH:LIFE
15 Aug 2008 17:07 GMT

Cuil's Founders Speak & The Lesbian Wedding of the Year

The founders of Cuil respond to the backlash, guess which kick-ass lesbian couple is getting married this weekend, Olympians who are *not* jail bait and The Guardian's odd photo choice to help promote a trip to Tokyo... *Check out this fantastic interview on Yahoo!'s Tech Ticker with Sarah Lacy and the founders of

BITCH:NEWS
15 Aug 2008 16:12 GMT

From Cotton Balls To Anchors: Strange and Unusual Phobias

Phobias that cause great anxiety and fear afflict millions of people every day. We all have them. Some people have a fear of flying, birds, spiders, or even clowns. However, there are those who fear the ordinary – random items you would never expect to be the focus of such fright.  This ABC News article features several people with strange and unusual phobias.

BITCH:NEWS
15 Aug 2008 15:00 GMT

Dick(s) Of The Week: Spain's Olympic Basketball Teams

Last week Charlie Sheen held the title of being the week's biggest (or presumably the smallest) Dick in all the land. This week, the title is shared by a group of 20 or more people - both men and women. Ladies and gentleman, meet your Dicks for this week:

BITCH:NEWS
15 Aug 2008 11:00 GMT

Cosmo's Search For Every Way to Please Your Man is Offically Over

Why Lesbian Chic has taken on new meaning, "sex on the go" is now easier (and safer) and guess which newlywed's dad is "incandescent" with rage... *Because of stereotyping, "fashionable" and "lesbian" are two words that the media doesn't quite think go together. Fortunately,  thanks to Cynthia Summers, costume designer for Showtime's The L Word; lesbian models like Jessica Clark and Kim Stolz and singers like Beth Ditto,

BITCH:NEWS
14 Aug 2008 10:44 GMT

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BITCH:NEWS
14 Aug 2008 09:13 GMT

Fox News Wants You to Rub Bird Crap on Your Face...Seriously.

The latest shenanigans in both celebrity and actual news... *It's reported that most moms give up breastfeeding by 6 months despite women being recommended to breastfeed through the first year. If you're looking for answers on the correct way or amount of time to breastfeed, we can totally help you out: No matter when/where/why/how you do or don't breastfeed,...

BITCH:NEWS
13 Aug 2008 20:04 GMT

Poll Finds Women Hate Dressing Rooms - Quelle Surprise!

Fitness magazine polled 1,001 women and found that most women who try on clothes in dressing rooms are just as critical of their bodies as the clothes, themselves. They actually needed a survey to tell them that! The last time I was tried on clothes under the harsh fluorescent lighting in The Express, I wanted to crawl into a ball and sob. It’s depressing.

BITCH:NEWS
13 Aug 2008 14:32 GMT

British Scientists Explore The Abyss & Why Helen Mirren is a *Good Girl*

The latest shenanigans in both celebrity and actual news... *A group of British scientists are headed down to “The Abyss” of the ocean floor between Jamaica and the Cayman Islands, which is five km (three miles) below. Team leader Jon Copley says, “'The trough may be a lost world that will give us the missing piece in a global puzzle of deep-sea life.” I say let’s just hope ...

BITCH:NEWS
12 Aug 2008 08:15 GMT

British Female Swimmer Takes Gold & Wikipedia Doesn't Care About Your Safety

The latest shenanigans in both celebrity and actual news... *This weekend we lost two greatly talented men: Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac. As Bernie always said: Sum-a-ma-bitch.

BITCH:NEWS
11 Aug 2008 13:43 GMT