Alaskans and Americans everywhere are currently in tears, mourning the news that Sarah Palin will be resigning as Governor of Alaska.
*sob*
Alaskan TV channel KTUU-TV reported that Palin made the announcement that she will be resigning in the next few weeks this Friday morning from her home...you know, the one that she can see Russia from.
BITCH:NEWS
03 Jul 2009 20:13 GMT
He gave us The Beatles, he gave us Wings (which The Quietus
at least are pretty pleased about), he gave us Stella McCartney, and
now Paul McCartney is giving us a big ol’ kick in our meat-eating arses
with Meat Free Mondays! The campaign, which is sponsored by Goodlife...
BITCH:NEWS
29 Jun 2009 13:00 GMT
You can always tell it’s Wimbledon fortnight when some wank mag puts a model in tennis whites with her ass hanging out on its front cover.
Every year it’s the same – it’s one of the biggest sporting events in the world, with some of the planet’s most elite athletes, and what do we hear most about? How hot the women are.
BITCH:NEWS
29 Jun 2009 08:50 GMT
In a week so full of death and sadness, at least one of our most beloved casualties of the recession has come back to life...sort of.
When Woolworth's died, we were all in a bit of shock. Where were we going to buy DVDs for £3 and our Pic 'n Mix?
BITCH:NEWS
26 Jun 2009 09:05 GMT
The Internet, the world, (and Twitter's servers) are in shock, as Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, has died in Los Angeles today from cardiac arrest.
The exact details surrounding Jackon's death are fuzzy. TMZ reported he was dead first. CNN would only report that he was in the hospital and had suffered from cardiac arrest. Then, the LA Times reported that he wasn't dead, but in coma, which CNN confirmed, only to have the LA Times quickly report that Jackson had in fact died. At the ...
BITCH:NEWS
25 Jun 2009 22:52 GMT
It’s a man’s world out there.
A world of wannabe Hemingways and aspiring Gonzos. A world where a man can pretty much write whatever he wants as long as he has the balls to back it up and female writers can’t, even if they had balls the size of antarctica. Why? Let’s think about it for a while.
BITCH:NEWS
24 Jun 2009 16:30 GMT
I don’t have cable so I didn’t watch the show last night, but I did read up on the worst-kept secret via CNN.com and my friends’ Facebook walls. Yes, John and Kate plus 8 are now 8 plus Kate, and Jon on alternating weekends and holidays.
BITCH:NEWS
24 Jun 2009 11:00 GMT
Last night at the Much Music awards, Lady GaGa opened the show in the only way she knows how: marvelously over the top.
While watching the video of GaGa strutting her stuff, dancing, singing, and having half of her crotch on display, many things became apparent:
BITCH:NEWS
22 Jun 2009 14:00 GMT
Of all the women in the world, there are three I would never take dating advice from.
1) Hedi "Modern Mother Theresa" Pratt
2) Jessica Simpson
3) Jennifer Love Hewitt
BITCH:NEWS
19 Jun 2009 17:00 GMT
We've all had it happen to us.
Whether you're at the grocery store, the airport, or the doctor's office - someone will say it to you. You know what I mean: Miss, Sweetheart, Lovey, Young Lady.
While someone you don't know calling you a ridiculous term of endearment can be irritating as shit, nothing could possible be annoying than when someone calls you the incorrect title. Most of us only have to deal with being called "Mrs" instead of "Ms", but if you're in ...
BITCH:NEWS
19 Jun 2009 09:17 GMT