Kim Kardashian Is Not Plus-Sized

What's worse than sun-burning the shit out of your face? The world thinking you fit into plus-size clothing! I mean, how embarrassing! Apparently in a recent article in Us Weekly, the mag insinuated that Kim Kardashian was the "perfect poster girl" for Forev...

BITCH:NEWS
22 Apr 2009 12:00 GMT

Miss California "Clarifies": The Bible Told Me So!

During the Miss USA pageant, Miss California said that she felt marriage should be between a man and a woman - no offense! Perez Hilton wasn't too pleased with her - he called her a dumb bitch. I rarely agree with Perez, but on this one, we're in agreement. Miss California went on the Today Show to defend her statement, and she didn't do that great of a job.

BITCH:NEWS
22 Apr 2009 09:30 GMT

The Alternative Miss World Pageant

Following Miss California’s homophobic faux-pas at last weekend’s Miss USA pageant, I’m sure many of you are done with beauty contents altogether (if you weren’t already). Her controversial answer to Perez Hilton’s question on same-sex marriage epitomised how out-of-date such competitions are.

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22 Apr 2009 08:58 GMT

Professor Stephen Hawking Seriously Ill

The Associated Press is reporting that famed British mathematician and physicist, Stephen Hawking, was rushed to Addenbrooke's Hospital in Cambridge late Monday. Hawking has been ill for several weeks and is currently undergoing tests.

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20 Apr 2009 21:06 GMT

Lady GaGa's Tea Cup Drama

 Lady Gaga was on Jonathan Ross this past Friday, and you may have noticed something interesting about her interview. Not that she's slightly strange, not that she's endearingly awkward, but that she was sipping ginger tea out of an incredibly stylish tea cup.

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20 Apr 2009 12:08 GMT

Miss California is a "Dumb Bitch"

So, last night was the Miss USA beauty pageant, and I'm sure you were all watching. Perez Hilton was a judge. Miss California was up on stage, it was her turn to be asked a question by one of the judges, and the named she picked out of the bowl of judged was, of course, Perez Hilton.

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20 Apr 2009 09:02 GMT

What The F*@% Happened To Your Face!?

Obviously, it's not a surprise that celebrities have plastic surgery on a hourly basis. It doesn't matter whether you're in LA or the quiet English suburbs, there is no escaping the horrors of Botox and facelifts that so many of our favorite celebrities have voluntarily endured. This past week has been particularly bad on the celebrity plastic surgery front, as, most noteably,

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17 Apr 2009 11:56 GMT

Is Anyone Else Bored with Newspapers?

Maybe I'm just small minded, but I'm finding newspapers and magazines more and more boring lately. I'm sure it's not really "lately" as things are probably always this way, but nless there's an election, some political or financial crisis or some scandal online- not much changes from the day to day. 

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17 Apr 2009 09:51 GMT

Not So Top Role Model: WTF Tyra Banks?

Like we really needed another reason to totally hate Tyra Banks and the ANTM crew?  Of course not, but they gave us a juicy one anyhow... A reason that in the face of Tyra Banks herself recently taking flack in the media for being "fat" at the height of 5'11" and weight of 161 lbs has to be considered rather ironic, if I do say so.

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16 Apr 2009 18:00 GMT

Jennifer Love Hewitt Just LOVES Geeks

Jennifer Love Hewitt, I cannot figure you out. I loved you on Kids Incorporated. I supported you from afar when you crushed Carson Daly's heart. I tolerated you when you were dating #14 on my " So Totally Would Do It With" list - LFO font-man Rich Cronin. I paid money to see you scream and jiggle around whilst being chased by some dude with a...

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16 Apr 2009 14:30 GMT