Woolworth's Is Alive! Well, Online Anyway...

In a week so full of death and sadness, at least one of our most beloved casualties of the recession has come back to life...sort of. When Woolworth's died, we were all in a bit of shock. Where were we going to buy DVDs for £3 and our Pic 'n Mix?

BITCH:NEWS
26 Jun 2009 09:05 GMT

Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, Is Dead at 50

The Internet, the world, (and Twitter's servers) are in shock, as Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, has died in Los Angeles today from cardiac arrest. The exact details surrounding Jackon's death are fuzzy. TMZ reported he was dead first. CNN would only report that he was in the hospital and had suffered from cardiac arrest. Then, the LA Times reported that he wasn't dead, but in coma, which CNN confirmed, only to have the LA Times quickly report that Jackson had in fact died. At the ...

BITCH:NEWS
25 Jun 2009 22:52 GMT

Why We Need More Bitches in Journalism

It’s a man’s world out there. A world of wannabe Hemingways and aspiring Gonzos. A world where a man can pretty much write whatever he wants as long as he has the balls to back it up and female writers can’t, even if they had balls the size of antarctica. Why? Let’s think about it for a while.

BITCH:NEWS
24 Jun 2009 16:30 GMT

Jon & Kate: Breaking Up On National TV Has Got To Suck

I don’t have cable so I didn’t watch the show last night, but I did read up on the worst-kept secret via CNN.com and my friends’ Facebook walls. Yes, John and Kate plus 8 are now 8 plus Kate, and Jon on alternating weekends and holidays. 

BITCH:NEWS
24 Jun 2009 11:00 GMT

Much Music Awards & Lady GaGa's Magical, Sparking Tits

Last night at the Much Music awards, Lady GaGa opened the show in the only way she knows how: marvelously over the top.  While watching the video of GaGa strutting her stuff, dancing, singing, and having half of her crotch on display, many things became apparent:

BITCH:NEWS
22 Jun 2009 14:00 GMT

Jennifer Love Hewitt To Write Dating Advice Book

Of all the women in the world, there are three I would never take dating advice from. 1) Hedi "Modern Mother Theresa" Pratt 2) Jessica Simpson 3) Jennifer Love Hewitt

BITCH:NEWS
19 Jun 2009 17:00 GMT

Senator Barbara Boxer: "Who You Callin' 'Ma'am'?!"

We've all had it happen to us. Whether you're at the grocery store, the airport, or the doctor's office - someone will say it to you. You know what I mean: Miss, Sweetheart, Lovey, Young Lady.  While someone you don't know calling you a ridiculous term of endearment can be irritating as shit, nothing could possible be annoying than when someone calls you the incorrect title. Most of us only have to deal with being called "Mrs" instead of "Ms", but if you're in ...

BITCH:NEWS
19 Jun 2009 09:17 GMT

Obama Announces Same-Sex Federal Benefits

Despite the fact that Obama is making no moves on the federal front to make same-sex marriage legal, he is making strides in other ways. The White House announced today that they will be extending benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees.

BITCH:NEWS
17 Jun 2009 15:00 GMT

Megan Fox: Marriage is a Goal, Loves the Word "Boy"

Megan Fox has been in the news lately not only for her "toe-thumbs" and her apparent raisin smuggling problem, but for her intelligent, sensible views on marriage.

BITCH:NEWS
17 Jun 2009 11:00 GMT

Skindividual: What LadyHawke & SPF 25 Have in Common

We absolutley love LadyHawke, and we're so pleased to report that now you and 400 of your closest friends can win an exclusive gig with Pip through the new social network from Cancer Research UK: Skindividual...

BITCH:NEWS
16 Jun 2009 14:00 GMT