Megan Fox has been in the news lately not only for her "toe-thumbs" and her apparent raisin smuggling problem, but for her intelligent, sensible views on marriage.
Despite being engaged to Brian Austen Green for, like a month or whatever, breaking up with him, and then getting back together, and then breaking up again, Fox is now giving advice on what intelligent behavior and goals are for 23-year-old women.
"I'm looking for the right boy... Marriage isn't a realistic goal for someone who is 23, that's all. I just wanna concentrate on becoming a better person before I try to commit to being someone else's wife."
Awww! Yes, you must become a better person before striving to reach that goal of marriage.
But, you see, it's going to be hard for Megan to find a guy with the complex and rare qualities that she's after:
"I want a boy who is really honest and very funny."
Don't we all, honey! Don't. We. All...
US Weekly have suggested the most uncreative and obvious Choice Of Boy to Megan, her two time co-star Shia LeBeouf, and surprisingly, Megan says that despite being just friends:
"He's my favorite boy in the entire world!"
Here's another little nugget of advice, Meggers.
Stop referring to the male species as "boys" in every sentence. That seems like a realistic goal for a 23-year-old, non?