Last night, The Evening Standard had a lovely photo of a very prim and proper Madonna tearing into a slice of pizza – a martini and pile of twenty dollar bills sitting next to her on the table.
The headline read: “A Pizza Madonna: Star’s ‘First Bite’”.
Apparently, Madonna went on David Letterman, claiming that she had never had New York City pizza by the slice.
The video clearly says “by the slice” but other news sources, such as The Evening Standard, are saying that “she claimed she had never eaten a pizza”. (Which is untrue. Watch the clip down below.)
These are two very different things.
But I hardly believe either of them.
Now I realize that Madonna is really busy getting her bikini waxed, doing push-ups, loving her boyfriend Jesus and eating bamboo - or whatever it is you eat on a micro-biotic diet.
But really? Girlfriend has NEVER eaten pizza by the slice in NYC? She lived in New York for how long? Never once? Not even as a teenager? Not even when she was drunk on the way home?
LUDICROUS.
Later on in the show, apparently Madonna and Letterman went down to a pizzeria, and settled on a cheese-free pizza with black olives and tomato sauce. Yes. No cheese as Madonna is “not a cheese person”.
THEN WHY EAT PIZZA AT ALL?
Is a life without cheese worth living?
Between her crotch flashing and leotards and now apparent hatred of cheese, I'm starting to wonder if Madonna even human???
Image via sfllaw's Flickr