At BitchBuzz, we regularly encourage you to Fuck The Diet, or to be a Tight Bitch. So, it probably won't come as a shock to you that I'd like you all to do something cheap and dirty for Valentine's Day.
As the big V Day approaches, we'll be giving you plenty of alternative ideas for one of the most shitastic days of the year - but, until then, I wanted to share with you this nifty deal before they run out of goodies.
Yes, I am encouraging you, dear readers, to get your ass over to Krispy Kreme to grab yourself a (dozen) of their Strawberry Kiss doughnuts. Seriously. Just trust me on this.
These puppies are filled with strawberry sauce, dipped in glaze and garnished with sprinkles and pink chocolate curls. Plus, they're heart shaped. And if that doesn't sound better to eat than those disgusting, chalk flavored conversational hearts, I don't know what will.
If you're spending Valentine's Day with someone, or are extremely bitter because you're not, check out the Valentine's Dozen box. It only costs £9.95 in the UK (probably around $10 in the States) and features six of the Original Glaze doughnuts, and six of the Strawberry Kisses. Hello, lover!
(Oh, and it comes with a card. But when you have 12 doughnuts in front of you, who the hell cares about a card.)
Personally, I can't think of a better way to spend Valentine's Day than with a box of a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Sure, just like a one night stand you'll wake up the next morning, wondering what the hell you've done to yourself, but at least you had fun the night before.