Of all the women in the world, there are three I would never take dating advice from.
1) Hedi "Modern Mother Theresa" Pratt
2) Jessica Simpson
3) Jennifer Love Hewitt
And which one of them do you think is writing an advice book on dating and relationships?
Not Heidi. Not Jessica (remember her wedding book?!).
Yes, Jennifer "I've dated John Mayer, been engaged 1000 times and even dated a member of LFO" Love Hewitt.
She who was off dating Jamie Kennedy blabbing about how much she loves him a mere four months after her engagement died a death, is writing a BOOK on DATING ADVICE.
Entitled The Day I Shot Cupid, the book is said to "reveal" Hewitt's "surprisingly wicked sense of humor" as well as taking us on a journey with the triple-named Dating Guru as:
"[She] explores the new
landscape of modern dating and offers up a wide range of practical
tips, from text-flirting and IM-ing to what men and women really want,
and how to start over after a breakup."
Text-flirting and IM-ing?
"How to start over after a breakup"?
What's her advice? "Start dating your coworker two weeks later. I SWEAR by this!"
Hewitt's writing style is described as being "sassy and irrelevant irreverent", and US Weekly was told that she decided to write this book because she felt her own "confidence" would be "inspirational to women of all ages".
I can practically hear Carson Daly laughing from here.
But, who knows, after two failed engagements, Hewitt may know what she's talking about. I mean, after only six months of dating, she already knows that her and Jamie Kennedy will get married.
"By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation..."
A situation? Thats one way of putting it.
Psycho is another.