Jennifer Love Hewitt, I cannot figure you out. I loved you on Kids Incorporated. I supported you from afar when you crushed Carson Daly's
heart. I tolerated you when you were dating #14 on my " So Totally
Would Do It With" list - LFO font-man Rich Cronin. I paid money to see
you scream and jiggle around whilst being chased by some dude with a
hook in I Know What You Did Last Summer.
But then you decided that you were a singer. And then you got to
sleep with John Mayer. And then you did that god awful Enrique Iglesias video and that was pretty much the over-acting that broke the camel's
back.
It was touch and go for a while, JLoHew. It really was.
And then people started calling you fat, and if you're fat than I'm morbidly obsese, so I started to like you again.
But
now, you like geeks, and I'm not really sure if I can deal with you
running around town with a "I <3 Geeks" t-shirt, complete with
Converse and those really big (really irritating) "ironic" glasses.
Us
Weekly reports that Love Hewitt is, like, totes in love with her new
boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy. Since splitting with her fiance last December
(that would be 4 months ago), Jennifer explains that she "all about
geeks" and says it's because:
"They're funny, so that's a big plus. Also, geeks are really humble. They don't have to be the person in the room with the
coolest shirt."
That's what I look for in a guy, too. "Do you need to have the coolest shirt in the room? No? OMG MARRY ME."
But,
who am I to judge? I mean, Hewitt really sounds like she's finally
finding herself. The 30-year-old actress is finally discovering how to
"be a princess". Finally, Jennifer. FINALLY...
"My new thing is that I always take my bubble baths wearing a tiara…I am
a grownup who bathes in a tiara. One that I got from Disneyland..."
And, as if by magic, I'm back to hating her.
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