Have you ever looked at the back of an ice cream carton and read the ingredients? Chances are you couldn't pronounce the majority of the ingredients, had to Google the ones you could, and then passed out when you looked at the nutritional information.
Being a big fan of the ol cream of the ice can be a confusing habit. It's like dating some shitty dude who makes you cry but then is oh-so-good in bed. The solution? Firstly, if you are dating an asshole that's good in bed - find someone who treats you well and can still make you come. I promise they exist.
Now, about that ice cream...
Brace yourself.
Haagen-Dazs have just come out with the mother of all ice cream flavours that - get this - only have five ingredients. Five ingredients that you've heard of and can pronounce!
(If you need to Google "skimmed milk" you should probably step away from the computer, take a nap, and then call your doctor.)
Pictured above are our five favorite flavours (well, favorite in *theory* because we actually haven't tried them yet) but there are seven flavours in their nifty five range:
- Milk Chocolate
- Passion Fruit
- Mint
- Ginger
- Brown Sugar
- Coffee
- Vanilla Bean
Personally, the thought of brown sugar flavored ice cream is enough for me to run to the store this very moment and buy eight tubs for dinner - but I'll refrain.
The nutritional information for the the five range actually isn't too bad. Each half cup serving for most of the flavours ranges from about 11-12 grams of fat and 230 calories.
So, they're not exactly the same as having a Weight Watchers cookie for dessert, but fuck that. It's Haagen-Dazs. Treat yo' self!