Like most of you, I didn't hear the name Dante Moore until the Internet starting ripping his shitastic first book "The Re-Education of the Female" to teeny-tiny shreds. While the title is enough to piss me off, this sentence sealed the deal:
"Here's a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything.
They command. And believe me, what you won't do, ten broads around the
corner will."
If that's not enough, Mr Moore also tries to explain to women why you shouldn't be fat:
"The fatter you get, the more you decrease your potential single-man pool. Let me give you an example. When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the
nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find? Oh you don't? Why not? It's the same with men when they see baby-elephant-sized, out-of-shape women."
While we're not exactly sure what makes him an "expert" on women, seeing as he's never been married or found "true love", it is apparent that Moore has a big fat fucking chip on his shoulder when it comes to women. Moore explains that he wrote this book because:
"I want to express my anger and frustration as a man with the women I
feel are miseducated, misinformed, and ill-prepared about their
responsibilities in getting and maintaining a relationship with a man
of quality."
Bitter much? If I even try to analyze that sentence my brain will surely explode and considering I may start projectile vomiting at any second, I'll leave you with the words of Dr Gilda Carle who says,
"Frankly, I would like to get any woman who has ever dated him on my therapist's couch."
Congratulations, Dante! You're BitchBuzz's Dick Of The Week. And good luck on that whole "finding true love" thing. I'm sure it will happen. Especially considering you're such a "quality man".