Dick Of The Week: Dante Moore, The Re-Educator of Women

By Cate Sevilla

Like most of you, I didn't hear the name Dante Moore until the Internet starting ripping his shitastic first book "The Re-Education of the Female" to teeny-tiny shreds. While the title is enough to piss me off, this sentence sealed the deal:

"Here's a little secret, ladies. Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won't do, ten broads around the corner will."

If that's not enough, Mr Moore also tries to explain to women why you shouldn't be fat:

"The fatter you get, the more you decrease your potential single-man pool. Let me give you an example. When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find? Oh you don't? Why not? It's the same with men when they see baby-elephant-sized, out-of-shape women."

While we're not exactly sure what makes him an "expert" on women, seeing as he's never been married or found "true love", it is apparent that Moore has a big fat fucking chip on his shoulder when it comes to women. Moore explains that he wrote this book because:

"I want to express my anger and frustration as a man with the women I feel are miseducated, misinformed, and ill-prepared about their responsibilities in getting and maintaining a relationship with a man of quality."

Bitter much? If I even try to analyze that sentence my brain will surely explode and considering I may start projectile vomiting at any second, I'll leave you with the words of Dr Gilda Carle who says,

 "Frankly, I would like to get any woman who has ever dated him on my therapist's couch."


Congratulations, Dante! You're BitchBuzz's Dick Of The Week. And good luck on that whole "finding true love" thing. I'm sure it will happen. Especially considering you're such a "quality man".

POSTED IN: NEWS
Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:43 (GMT+00)
5 Responses
1.

So, I take it we're supposed to dress and look like the girl in the black tube dress, as opposed to the girl in the glasses who appears somewhat intelligent. Is this guy for real?!

Colette
Fri, 29-Aug-2008 13:58 GMT
2.

I can't believe this guy's for real. This is like a book-length equivalent of a comment troll. I have to believe it's a stunt to get attention and sell books.

It HAS to be.

Keri
Fri, 29-Aug-2008 15:39 GMT
3.

i'm horrified to say that it's likely this guy is absolutely for real. a while ago i came across an alpha male dating "manual" for men that was available online...different tone, but just as derogatory (like a war plan, strategically oriented for an effective conquest). there's tons of these "manuals" online...for the droves of men who are socialized with and accepting of these gender attitudes (and some of these books - "how to order a russian bride" or "how to find a woman like me" - are written by women). there are men who will think moore's book is bullshit, and there are men who will totally vibe with his ideas - they'll feel like somebody gets them, and will probably think he's hilarious to boot.

Kriss Bliss
Fri, 29-Aug-2008 16:28 GMT
4.

Oh, it's real. And it's only $11.05 on Amazon!

http://www.amazon.com/Re-Education-Female-Dante-Moore/dp/1593091702

*vomits*

Cate
Fri, 29-Aug-2008 16:37 GMT
5.

I heard this idiot on the radio this morning and not only was my mouth hanging wide open, but I was so proud that the female DJs did not put up or accept the nonsense that was coming out of his mouth. It is obvious that he must have the tiny brain of a "caveman" (sorry Geico) to come up with the words of wisdom that he was trying to expound on how to re-educate today's women. Well, now I know why he only has his baby's mama and...I believe a girlfriend for two years, but he "still" has not found "true love."

Michele
Wed, 15-Oct-2008 21:47 GMT

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