Fox News Wants You to Rub Bird Crap on Your Face...Seriously.

By MK

The latest shenanigans in both celebrity and actual news...

*It's reported that most moms give up breastfeeding by 6 months despite women being recommended to breastfeed through the first year. If you're looking for answers on the correct way or amount of time to breastfeed, we can totally help you out: No matter when/where/why/how you do or don't breastfeed, you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple. *sigh*

*The pill messes up our ability to sniff out a good mate: apparently aside from looks and personality, we subconsciously smell for dissimilar genes. ("Look! I can walk in heels and sniff out a potential birth defect all at the same time!")

*A handsome, yet anonymous torch guard  has won the hearts of Chinese female fans.

*Masturbation is good for you! While that might not be a surprise, the source most certainly is. Next thing you know they'll be telling us to smear bird shit all over our faces in the name of beauty. Wait a second....

Image via LifeintheFens

POSTED IN: NEWS
Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:04 (GMT+00)
1 Response
1.

Bird shit on my face? Eww. No!

Btw, that picture is cracking me up.

Colette
Fri, 15-Aug-2008 15:29 GMT

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