Cosmo's Search For Every Way to Please Your Man is Offically Over

By Cate Sevilla

Why Lesbian Chic has taken on new meaning, "sex on the go" is now easier (and safer) and guess which newlywed's dad is "incandescent" with rage...

*Because of stereotyping, "fashionable" and "lesbian" are two words that the media doesn't quite think go together. Fortunately,  thanks to Cynthia Summers, costume designer for Showtime's The L Word; lesbian models like Jessica Clark and Kim Stolz and singers like Beth Ditto, Lesbian Chic has a whole new meaning.

*Overly planned sex is never hot, and that's why we're loving Mad BJ's "Ready Two Go" sex kits for shaggers on the go. There are number of different Ready Two Go sex kits that come in nifty little tins with enough room for condoms, and itzy bitzy containers of lube. Nifty, non?

*According to BANG Showbiz Daily, 19-year-old Peaches Geldoff (it's OK I barely know who she is, too) married her boyfriend, rocker Max Drumney (nope, no idea) and her father, Bob Geldoff is beyond pissed. He's sooooo pissed that a *source* claims that he is "incandescent with rage and she is in for a huge talking to". I don't know about you, but if my father was "incandescent" with rage I would not only be a tad bit scared, but concerned as to where he learned the word incandescent.

*The Onion recently interview the author of the brand new book "Shit Yourself Thin" and report that after 120 years of research, Cosmopolitan have finally figured out every single way to please your man. Hallelujiah!

 


'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man

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Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:44 (GMT+00)
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